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TO THE WALRUS
I g n o r a n t i m p r o v i s a t i o n a l m e s s a g e s f r o m t h e p a s t a n d f u t u r e .
Untitled Document Walrii Demo 1.0
5:Stillborn Jesus
6:Bacon
3:Kinder Garden
x:My Best Friend
z:Shit In The Fridge

Stream the songs here
or download the zip file here.

Stillborn Jesus

I'm Jesus Christ and I do what I want

I'm Jesus Christ
and I walk on
mother fuckin' water

you dont understard
I'm not who I am
Jesus

I make bananas in to wine
ands water into turpentine
I can go back in time;
show you a sign
and take the tuna brine
and turn it into wine
and come back to 1999

I'm fuckin Jesus.
I'm Jesus Christ and I do what I want

I'm allowed to BBQ people
I'm Jesus Christ and I do what I want

I like sodomy with my fist!

don't you know
that Egyptians
don't fuckin; exist?

push it up to the wrist
just say you missed
if they get pissed.


Musicianship and production quality have been limited due to brain damage and forbidden DNA structures. Thanks!

We are not a band.
We are a division of the RHS.
We represent the Walrii.
We have no names.
We have no future.

We are just like you.

We're better than our old band.

Lyrics;
Stillborn Jesus
Bacon
Kinder Garden
My Best Friend
Apocalypse Cow
Shit In The Fridge

Notice:
We don't write lyrics.
We just hit record.



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WALRII 1.0