WELCOME
TO THE WALRUS
I g n o r a n t i m p r o v i s a t i o n a l m e s s a g e s f r o m t h e p a s t a n d f u t u r e .
Untitled Document Walrii Demo 1.0
5:Stillborn Jesus
6:Bacon
3:Kinder Garden
x:My Best Friend
z:Shit In The Fridge

Stream the songs here
or download the zip file here.

Apocalypse Cow

I am a walrus from outer space
I need a swimming pool for my face
I am a walrus from outer space

when I fell into the earth
it was aN ACCIDENT MY FRIEND.
(and) i'M SORRY that it
MEANT THE END

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
the apocalypse
would come from a giant walrus
looking for A space oyster
I crash landed

but I am too fat
and the gravitational pull
it could not fit me
it could not fit my gurth

Gurth

Attack of the Walrii!
The Walrii approach.


Musicianship and production quality have been limited due to brain damage and forbidden DNA structures. Thanks!

We are not a band.
We are a division of the RHS.
We represent the Walrii.
We have no names.
We have no future.

We are just like you.

We're better than our old band.

Lyrics;
Stillborn Jesus
Bacon
Kinder Garden
My Best Friend
Apocalypse Cow
Shit In The Fridge

Notice:
We don't write lyrics.
We just hit record.



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All rights reserved.
WALRII 1.0