Walrus Apocalypse!

A psychotherapist can not help you.	WELCOME TO THE WALRUS	I g n o r a n t i m p r o v i s a t i o n a l m e s s a g e s f r o m t h e p a s t a n d f u t u r e .
Walrii Demo 1.0 5:Stillborn Jesus 6:Bacon 3:Kinder Garden x:My Best Friend z:Shit In The Fridge Stream the songs here or download the zip file here.	2018.04.26;28:40:01 A space walrus collides with Earth. The impact knocks the small planet out of orbit, sending it into the sun within 32 days. We have returned from the dead and from the future, to bring you critical messages from a tired old "God". 2015:05.31;12:30:12 Jesus Christ invents the first known time machine in the history of Earth (for this dimension of time). 2008.06.03;02:58:23 Apocalypse Walrus (the "band") records their first album. Apocalypopse Walrii 01. Shit In the Fridge 02. Monkey Weekend 03. Apocalypopse Cow 04. Kinder Garden 05. Stillborn Jesus 06. Bacon 07. Demonstration 08. Drug;4480 09. My Best Friend 10. WAR Buddha and the Walrii demanded the album be released in 1996 but the band got Jesus high on Mushrooms, LSD, MDMA, 2C-B and Morphine. The album release was delayed until Jesus got out of rehab. 2008.05.22;09:34:20 Jesus Christ is rehabilitated and set free once again. 1999:12:25;12:00:01 Jesus Christ is arrested in Toronto for indecent exposure & possesion of a prohibited weapon. All charges dropped.
Musicianship and production quality have been limited due to brain damage and forbidden DNA structures. Thanks! We are not a band. We are a division of the RHS. We represent the Walrii. We have no names. We have no future. We are just like you. We're better than our old band.
Lyrics; Stillborn Jesus Bacon Kinder Garden My Best Friend Apocalypse Cow Shit In The Fridge Notice: We don't write lyrics. We just hit record.
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